Inspired by Brexit and Don [展开全部]
Inspired by Brexit and Donald Trump, Last Village on the Right is a delightfully tongue-in-cheek comedy-horror, following a group of American film makers on the way to the Cannes film market to sell a horror film, when they get lost and find themselves in a stunning small mountain town in the South of France, where a strange couple, Adolphi and his wife Kiki, seduce and murder tourists. Last Village on the Right will be a universally enjoyable, terrifyingly hilarious romp through the Pyrenees, which will have audiences rolling in the aisles.
张岩大学四年一直暗(🤫)恋班主任麦(🍜)(mài )玲晨。毕业(🤐)之(zhī )际向麦(🐾)玲晨表白,没(🛬)想到麦玲晨(chén )已有男(nán )友,将(📬)(jiāng )要结婚(hū(🛷)n )。张岩十分难(🔜)过,却在海(hǎ(⛷)i )滩遇见(jiàn )了(🧝)一个(📻)(gè )奇怪老(lǎo )人,给了他一(🚟)个怀表,没(mé(📠)i )想到这(zhè )怀(😢)表竟(jìng )不是(😸)一(yī )个简单(🔧)的怀表,而是可以(💠)让张岩(yán )回(👩)到过(guò )去的(📱)时(shí )光表。一(🍬)天,张岩得知(🐠)麦玲晨和(hé )他男友(yǒu )因四年(🛫)(nián )前的抢劫(🥖)认识,于是他(🛂)启动时光(guā(👆)ng )表回到(dào )过(🌀)去,三番四次与玲晨巧遇解救(🕥),最后(hòu )终于(🤕)解(jiě )救麦玲(🍎)(líng )晨并且和(🕺)她相爱,二人(🔷)开始(🎾)了大(dà )学四年(nián )的双宿(🎇)(xiǔ )双飞。不巧(🦀)麦玲晨的旧(🌑)男友竟也(yě(👸) )因时光(guāng )效(💊)应而(ér )进入校(xià(🐫)o )园当训导主(🛳)任,而曾经有(♌)过婚约(yuē )的(🏴)二人(rén ),是否(🐢)(fǒu )也会再度相爱,张岩十分害(🤯)怕这(zhè )个命(⬅)运(yùn )重演,想(🔎)方设法阻止(📅)二人的相遇(🕊),但是(shì )结局真(zhēn )的能如(rú )他(🛴)所愿吗?
“监(🏹)狱犬计划”是(🏃)世(shì )界上最(📨)(zuì )为成功(gō(🌋)ng )的服(♓)刑人员重生计划之一,参(😋)与(yǔ )计划的(🏴)(de )服刑人(rén )员(🏟)需要(yào )训练(🖤)流浪狗,使他们成为(wéi )对社会(⏱)(huì )有用处(chù(🌷) )的工作(zuò )犬(🍻),不用被人道(🕉)毁灭;服刑(🏋)人员(yuán )也从计(jì )划中学(xué )到(🛣)一系列驯狗(🗞)技能,并学会(🖍)如何(hé )关心(⤴)他(tā )人、与(🍝)(yǔ )人相处;而需要狗狗的孤(🚇)寡老人(rén )或(🍦)残障(zhàng )人士(👭)等(děng )弱势群(📅)体能够获得(🛑)一个(🤕)忠实的伙(huǒ )伴,是(shì )一项(🛍)“三赢”的温暖(🚈)计划。
中东公(🚃)主在(zài )T国度(🌇)假(jiǎ )时,被(bèi )恐怖分(fèn )子黑星(🌗)劫持。雇佣兵(🚲)吴优(yōu )奉命(🐝)前(qián )往调查(🚟)(chá )营救。吴优(🌝)和T国犯罪调查科探员(yuán )林娜(🆑)默(mò )契配合(🐣)(hé ),与恐(kǒng )怖(🌍)分子斗智斗(💋)勇,最终顺利(👡)解救(jiù )出公主(zhǔ ),成功(gōng )完成(⌛)任务。
影片讲(🥥)述3名25岁童贞(🥔)男(nán )的青春(🛳)(chūn )故事。他们(🛒)无论(🛹)在工作还是恋爱上都是(👈)(shì )废柴,为了(🌩)改(gǎi )变自己(🦔)的人生,他们(🏢)决定实施“摆脱童(tóng )贞大作(zuò(🎹) )战”!
Hodja is a dreamer. He wants to experience the world, but his father insists he stays home and takes over the family’s tailor shop. Fortunately, Hodja meets the old rug merchant El Faza, who gives him a flying carpet. In exchange he has to bring the old man’s little granddaughter, Diamond, back to Pjort. El Faza can’t travel to the Sultan city himself, as the mighty ruler has imposed a death sentence on El Faza, on the grounds that he has stolen the Sultan’(🌩)s carpet. However, city life isn’t quite what Hodja expected, and he only survives because of Emerald, a poor but street smart girl, who teaches him how to manage in the big world. But when Hodja loses his carpet to the power-hungry sultan, his luck seems to run out. Will he complete his mission, find El Faza’s granddaughter and return safely back to Pjort?
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一个大(dà )规模的入侵行动(♏)发生,让(ràng )地(🍑)球几(jǐ )乎全(🛢)灭(miè ),幸存(cú(🌚)n )的这一家人(🖕)过着安静无声的生活(huó ),一发(🤪)(fā )出声音(yī(🈶)n )就会被怪物(🐟)抓走。《寂静之(🌲)地》中的家(jiā(🥇) )庭必(🥐)须(xū )时时保持安静,这一(🚹)家人必须搞(🎢)(gǎo )清楚哪(nǎ(😺) )些声音(yīn )可(✨)以发出,哪些不行。父亲铺了(le )沙(👺)子路(lù )来消(⛷)音(yīn ),全家(jiā(👶) )人必须使用(✒)手语,还有用(🔡)(yòng )来沟通(tōng )的照明(míng )系统…(🚃)等,才能避免(🎗)可怕的事情(✈)(qíng )发生,因为(😞)猎(liè )杀他们(🎥)(men )的怪物无所不在,这是真正的(🍣)挑(tiāo )战,他(tā(📣) )们必须(xū )克(💍)服生死难关(🐕),想尽办法活(🍼)下去(🧓)(qù )。
潘仲(zhòng )明上班(bān )前突(💰)然接到一条(📦)女儿被绑架(🌇)的微(wēi )信小(🕠)视(shì )频,女(nǚ )儿情况十分危急(🕍)。救女心切的(🐑)潘(pān )氏夫妇(🤹)(fù )决定甩(shuǎ(🕐)i )开警察(chá )私(🕍)下和绑匪交易,未料出(chū )现种(🔑)种(zhǒng )意外。此(🛣)时妻(qī )子埋(🚏)藏多年不为(👎)人知的秘(mì(📞) )密也随(suí )之而浮(fú )出水面(mià(🍝)n ),使局面更加(🐴)扑所迷离。事(🌺)情究(jiū )竟缘(🚖)何(hé )而起?(🌭)绑匪到底为何人?女儿能否(🛴)平安(ān )归来(🤙)?惊天阴(yī(🖱)n )谋正在上演(🈁)……
《花小楼之捣浆(jiāng )糊》主(zhǔ(🗞) )要讲述(shù )了(🥎)喜欢吹牛皮(👅)的花小楼((👶)欧弟饰(shì ))(👸)为了(le )充面子(zǐ )租了合(hé )约女(⭐)友王小美((👷)徐冬冬饰(shì(🎞) ))来撑(chēng )场(😻)面却(què )意外(🕷)卷(juàn )入一起倒文物走私贩子(🥗)的(de )交易当(dā(🥇)ng )中,几(jǐ )番周(🙌)旋(xuán ),多方混(🦅)战,花小楼和(🔫)王小美一(yī )起胡搅(jiǎo )蛮缠,离(🦊)间各方,最后(🚈)成功追回损(📍)失和(hé )爱情(🛏)的(de )故事。[收起部分]